Department of Privacy · Special Removals Unit
In the surveillance state, the people are watched by cameras nobody voted for. These are their stories. Dun dun.
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The majority of every sale goes to women stalked through Flock Safety cameras — no-strings-attached cash. The rest funds the work to deflock America.
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Where the money goes
The majority of proceeds from this store goes to women who have been stalked using Flock Safety camera data, paid as no-strings-attached cash. The remainder funds the work to deflock America — the reporting, the records requests and the advocacy behind license plate reader oversight.
Support is paid out directly, after production and payment processing costs. This is not a registered charity and purchases are not tax-deductible.
Novelty and parody notice
The “Department of Privacy,” the “Flock Camera Special Removals Unit,” and the ID card generated on this page are satire. The Department of Privacy is not a government agency, the ID is not a real credential and should never be presented as one, and none of it is affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by or connected to Flock Safety, Inc., any law enforcement agency, or any unit of government. “Flock Safety” is referenced here for commentary and criticism only, and any marks remain the property of their owners.
Nothing sold or generated here encourages damaging, disabling, obstructing or otherwise interfering with cameras or any other property. The work behind this store is public records requests, reporting and lawful advocacy for surveillance oversight.
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